Random and Largely Unrelated Thoughts for the Day

11.26.08

Skinny actors in fatsuits are not funny. Fat actors in skinny suits? Now that's comedy.

Unsolicited advertising is a rape of the senses. Especially when they crank the commercials up way louder than the show. No, I can't fast forward. Bastards.

Marijuana is gasoline for the mind. Music and the arts are the road.

The State is selling us the blood of the enemy at a very expensive price.

Every culture thinks that they are God's favorite people. This vanity is essentially the undoing of all organized religion, as none of them are right.

If there was more justice in the world, there would be less violence. If there was more education, there would be more justice.

A clean-shaven vagina is vastly overrated.

Intelligent women are vastly underrated.

Girls who fake-n-bake and frequent tanning salons kind of gross me out. Dudes who do the same should be beaten without mercy.

Has anyone else noticed that half of the contestants on the Pick Up Artist are clearly gay? They are literally teaching gay dudes how to hit on women. It's like teaching a vegetarian how to eat meat.

I can't believe Dick Cheney got away with it all. What a smug bastard. I would cheer if he was executed by a firing squad.

Dead Prez have some dope songs, but they seem deeply racist against white people, which I find unsettling.

Hey, Axl: The band isn't really Guns N' Roses if Slash, Izzy, and Duff aren't on the album. Dick.

Barack Obama is really not as liberal as everyone thinks.

Allow me to sing the praises of Tim Meadows, who is truly an unsung hero of comedy.

It really didn't rain long enough for my tastes.

Left is Right.