New Words

07.14.09

Here are a few new words that I've coined. Someone may have beaten me to a couple of these, but I’m too lazy to check, or care.

creople: creepy people.
Many creople reside in Hollywood.

laughrodisiac: the stimulation of sexual desire through humor.
His jokes served as a laughrodisiac, and the girl looked at him with desire flashing in her eyes.

maybably: the grey area between maybe and probably.
“Are you going to the party on Saturday?”
“Maybably…”

pridiot: a pretty idiot.
Yep, she’s a pridiot all right.

gaypist: a gay rapist.
Watch out for that gaypist! Aahhhh!

Dwade: Dwyane Wade.
Dwade was on fire last night!
(Editor’s Note: “D. Wade” is played out. “Dwade” is the future.)

rasharded: pertaining to Rashard Lewis. Can be used in either a positive or negative context, depending on the situation at hand.
You see the game last night? That shit was rasharded, son!

hupe: a huge poop.
Who dropped a hupe in my bathroom, and didn’t flush?

Straysians: stray Asians.
I looked outside my window and saw that three Straysians had gathered in front of my house.

old digger: a gold digging woman who dates old men for their wealth, or a woman who likes (“digs”) older men. See also “gold digger.”
“Why is she going out with that crusty old man? What is she, a tomb raider?”
“She’s an old digger, man.”

hubes: huge boobs.
Check out those hubes, bro!

tattoobs: tattooed boobs.
She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.

hindoobs: the breasts of a Hindu woman.
By Ganesha, what an impressive pair of brown hindoobs!

zeroes: the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.) Also referred to as "the 0s."
Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.

tens: the numbers from 10 to 19, esp. the second decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2010 through 2019.)
The American economy began to flourish again in the tens, an era that represented a fresh start for the United States.

anti-Seamite: a person who hates Seamus, usually due to feelings of jealousy and / or disappointment. See also "anti-Seamutism."
“Man, that guy talks a lot of shit about you.”
“Yeah, he's a rabid anti-Seamite.”

McConaughey: a bong rip taken in the nude. An allusion to Matthew McConaughey's arrest for possession of marijuana while taking bong hits and playing bongo drums in the nude.
I woke up on Friday at 11 am, and started my day with a couple of McConaugheys.

dactor: a doctor / actor.
Matt Grow is a well-known dactor.

fhot: fat, but hot.
She's pretty chubby, but her face is incredibly beautiful. She's a fhot chick.