Conservatism is the root of all evil.
10.11.09
Conservatism is the root of all evil. Observe:
The execution of Jesus: religious and colonial conservatives
“The world is flat!”: religious conservatives
The Spanish Inquisition: religious conservatives
“The sun revolves around the Earth!”: religious conservatives
The conquest of Scotland: racist conservatives
The Cromwellian slaughter of the Irish: racist conservatives
Slavery: racist conservatives
Native American genocide: racist conservatives
The Salem Witch Trials: religious conservatives
Benedict Arnold: Tory conservative
The assassination of Lincoln: crazy conservatives
The Ku Klux Klan: racist conservatives
The Great Depression: greedy conservatives
The criminalization of marijuana: racist conservatives
Nazi Germany: racist conservatives
McCarthyism: stupid conservatives
The assassination of JFK: crazy conservatives
The assassination of MLK, Jr.: racist conservatives
Reganomics: greedy conservatives
“Evolution isn’t true!” : religious conservatives
George W. Bush: stupid conservatives
September 11: Muslim conservatives
The War in Iraq: stupid conservatives
Sarah Palin: stupid conservatives
“Humans and dinosaurs coexisted!”: stupid religious conservatives
“Global warming is a hoax!”: stupid and/or greedy conservatives
The Recession: greedy conservatives
Corporate ownership of America: greedy conservatives
Obama being blocked at every turn: partisan, racist conservatives
The pollution of the Earth and wanton abuse of its natural resources: greedy conservatives
What do all of these terrible things have in common? That’s right, they were all caused by or promoted by conservatives. Every great crime in the history of civilization was perpetrated by conservatives and totalitarians. As I’ve said before, conservatism is a purely negative and harmful force that has done nothing constructive throughout the course of human history, but has merely impeded progress at every turn.
Conservatism is the unholy alliance between the ignorant and the greedy. The Nazis were conservative. The KKK were conservative. The greedy Wall Street bastards and corrupt politicians who drove this country into the ground are conservatives. People who don’t believe in evolution and science are conservative. So why the hell would YOU want to be a conservative? Do you really want to share a political party with racists, classists, and idiots?
In politics today, there is a constant effort to give both sides of the political spectrum an equal say, in the interest of keeping “balance” in the national debate. However, balance is abused when we give lies equal weight to the truth. The greedy, ignorant, and dishonest do not deserve the same prestige awarded to the generous, educated, and just. Evil should not be given equal credence to good. Conservatism should be recognized for what it is: a movement run by the cruel rich, and peopled by the masses they’ve deceived and manipulated in order to maintain their own power.
Right wing = EVIL. Plain and simple. A bias in favor of objective, circumspect facts is not a bias at all. Thank you, and goodnight.
P.S. Quit hating on Obama, you conservative douchebags. Leave the criticism to us liberals, who call him out on real issues instead of on manufactured and unimportant bullshit.
Hugs,
Seamus
