I now have exactly 666 Facebook friends.

06.18.08

This means that I will not be accepting any more friend requests. As I have always suspected that I might actually be the beast of the apocalypse, I realize that 666 friends is precisely the number of friends I am destined to have, based upon the hallucinogenic ramblings of The Apocalypse of John in the New Testament.

In other words, if you want to be my friend, you must first wait for another person to cancel their friendship with me. This should be an easy feat; I'm sure there are many of people who are my friends on facebook but nonetheless secretly despise me for whatever erroneous reason they perceive as fact. Ergo, my friendship will doubtless be deleted by a handful of covert haters eventually, at which point I will accept friend requests from new people.

That said, if you add me and I like you, which I probably do, I'll accept your friend request and delete someone else to maintain the balance. Between you and me. Enjoy the rapture.